*grandma voice* what a nice boy

Damn. I'm sorry about that. But you still need to stay away from drinking and shit,okay? Just wait til you're 21..

Well then you need to stop fucking doing that shit. It's not healthy and you know it. I want you to be okay. And so I want you to stop that shit as much as possible,okay?

You still need to stop with it. It's idiotic and I told you it'll get you arrested.

Try your best,okay? Look,I'm sorry if I'm being bossy,but I'm just looking out for you. You're aware of that right?

How so,if you don't mind my asking?

Your problems mean something to me. You gotta start hittin me up when you're feeling down. I'll always be here for you,so if you need anything,NEVER hesitate to ask. Okay?

What do you mean "one day"?

I understand. But sometimes it's necessary. Granted,you don't have to talk,I'll still be here,but I just think it'd be good for you.

Why?

Therapy's a two-sided coin. A good therapist can help you work out a lot of shit; it seems like torture, but it works. A bad therapist is mostly just torture.

Well then at least try talking to me. Maybe I'm somehow different. Worth a shot right?

Confession time: I've stalked some of your comments before. I have a vague idea of what you'd probably tell me.

Fine. But I have PLENTY of things to say at the moment that are far from mindless.

No need to thank me. Especially bc my previous statement is a reference to yet another confession I have.

I've seen enough to know that you lost your virginity at 12

I'm aware. And I'm surprised that you're not even questioning the fact that I just said I have a confession,lol

Nope. Nope nope nope. It's embarrassing. Plus it'd make shit a teeeny bit awkward
Just a teeny bit

Oh dear no
It needs to be secret
Like I said it's embarrassing
I don't need you to know
No offense of course

Lol if I told you I'd have to kill you...or just call you a baka

I was only stalking you out of boredom in my defense
And I never said it was about anyone
Or anything for that matter

Thanks
Forget I brought it up okay? Jesus fuck I'm an idiot xD

Well I think I am
If I wasn't I wouldn't have made a fool outta myself just now xD

Lol noot noot

https://youtu.be/awIY45Qyz6I

Lol yee
Oh btw do you watch NukeNorway?

Whaaattt
Wait do you even know who he is?

Jesus
Imma link you to one of his videos
He mostly scares people on Omegle
He's hilarious
https://youtu.be/owdjlryLsl8

Lol aight,have fun. And go easy on the poor kid!

Well how old is the kid?

Lol what all does he do? And is he related to you in any way? Bc if so it might be acceptable to smack him upside the head and pretend it was a joke :P

Lol good luck!

*This is the start of something new*