100% proven

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.

Well that's a relief.
I'd hate for you to sneak off in the wee hours.

Never. I hate getting up that early.

I don't. ;)

Oh? I didn't take you for the hit-dat-ass-and-run type.

I was making a morning wood joke.

Oh, you wood do something like that. Ba dum tish!