A bed that can definitely wake you up

Nice name. Furz is fart in german.

Smashing yo girl when you remember you set the alarm much earlier than ususal and you both get flung at the wall

he has a youtube channel were you can watch him make it and a buch of other ridiculous stuff like hand held flame throwers and grappling hooks like the one in assassins creed. his channel is just his name colin furze

And that ladies and gentlemen is how you end up with a sprained ankle first thing in the morning.

I need this to wake up

That sounds like a huge waste of time and automatic foot-injury-inducer

That wasn't even a long post :/

This is more cruel then that stupid alarm clock that rolls off of the dresser and runs around the room. STOP SABOTAGING SLEEP.

It's like Wallace and gromit :)