Lies parents tell their kids

My favorite was some dad who would occasionally stop driving, say "looks like the car needs a jump", get out, jump up and down on the hood a few times before continuing. His son only found out, when, at 16, someone in a parking lot asked for a jump.

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I'd try to talk to the dog too (I only assume now that they cannot talk back by offical doggy law).

Hmm Good Post!

My mom once told me if I pushed the button on a airplane the window would open and kill us all