sass queen ALERT

At least it isn't window ten. I am cursed with the fact that my computer is a actually a Family computer , and so it has Windows 10. Anyway, it hardly tells you about it's battery until it is too late, and the computer is beeping angrily, the house is awake and the earbuds disconnect and there's metal blasting and the neighbors call the police and your goldfish dies WHY HERMAN, YOU WERE SUCH A GOOD FIIIIISH!?!?!?!