Lmao who's the guest hating on me and on the posts

They want to be special so badly

As much as I wish this were real it's BS

This one so far is the most plausible one in my opinion

If they had stopped at the first paragraph then plausible

Funsubstance drinking game- take a shot every time you see one of these posts you'll get totally wasted

ITS A DELUMINATOR
Probably some guy was in the right place at the right time, and took advantage of his situation. It's what I would have done,

Well it's the best way to pass off actually having one of those in the muggle world

Kinda makes me wanna watchdogs style hack into street lamps and have remotes for activating them