Overly honest scientific methods

"Fuck science... All I want to do is bake."- scientist #6

Currently in my methods draft I'm writing "incubation was 24-72 hours". In all honesty it's that long because sometimes we get busy and forget it's still sitting in the fridge.

All that feels like luxury to me. I'm an astronomer/astrophysicist/whatever. I assume that the gas (in a star-forming region) is a homogeneous sphere, not because there aren't any better models available, but because my supervisor (who wants his name on my thesis) wrote the homogeneous sphere modeling software.