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We interrupt this website with this dose or reality 18 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Guys I'm sorry. Several of the comments from my account this morning have not been made from me. Either someone has been messing with my phone or my account. My apologies fellow FS people. These haven't been as bad as the others. But my I am sorry if I have offended or upset anyone.
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We interrupt this website with this dose or reality 18 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
I'ma invite anyone reading your comment to explain what you're talking about.
We interrupt this website with this dose or reality 18 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Lays poatato chips.
Oh Look At That, I've Been Impaled 5 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Chuck T. Noris
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The generation gap 7 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Great they're redoing the movie Big now. The original with Tom Hanks was great.
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Toughen up.... 13 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
There are always changes that occurs within a generation that the previous one won't understand. I'm 35, I watched the challenge blow up, I was in college when the towers went down, neither event traumatized me. However, we did have people protesting abortion on campus, in the worst possible way. They were handing out pamphlets with pictures of aborted babies and had several 10X10 posters of the various stages of abortion. I saw a woman break down screaming, then throw whatever she could at the signs while crying and curl into a ball in the middle of the grass. Witnessing that has been burned into my mind, I can't imagine what she went through. She deserves a place to go. When a soldier gets back from a tour and is trying to get through college but is at a breaking point because he's trying to memorize dates about a war when he just got back from one; he deserves a place to go. But if you're mad because someone calls you a name, that safe place isn't for you.
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Toughen up.... 13 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Nah. You said birch. You're the fucking slender, fast-growing tree that has thin bark (often peeling) and bears catkins. Growing chiefly in north temperate regions, some reaching the northern limit of tree growth.
I hope someone rolls your ass with toilet paper.
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momween 8 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Dude... Who is mom? This is weird.
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Don't be d*cks! 7 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
I'ma cum on everything
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Here's a little list, 27 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
He's makin' his list,
he's checkin' it twice,
2016
who else is gonna die,
The angel known as death is coming,
To town,
No but for reals. 2016 is has been pretty shitty. If you believe in karma, there are only two outcomes I can foresee:
1: We as humans have done something really shitty over the years and this has now paid out karma debt. We're free and can go unchecked for another 100 years or so and the next generation can have a shit year.
Or
2: We got something really fucking spectacular coming in 2017. Like legal pot, or no one cares about sexuality and everyone stops talking about it.
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I'll Just Go Cry In A Corner 4 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Well blow out the candles because that got dark quick.
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Don't be d*cks! 7 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Sometimes you sit on it. That's not a pun. It just happens.
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Found at a hospital in India 44 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
@matthewg @third is probably too busy seeing the the person I referred 'em to Dr. Giggles. Get this, by day the guy is a children's party clown, and by night he does full body check ups. Usually in male bathrooms downtown. And he even pays you 20.00 to touch your testicals!
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What I've Learned From Tetris 5 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
This would make more sense if they used a 'T' shape because that is what most people are. I think the people who are great pieces see themselves as "T" but want to be "l" and those they see as "l" are little asshole pieces that are"z" and "t."
Fuck this analogy, be a Mario brother dude.
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The d*ck life 3 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Me and my penis are best friends. We go on adventures all the time. I put him in all kinds of crazy places, we make helicopter noises, wake up together. Gotta treat your dick better man.
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2016 life hacks 3 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
This is the first time I laughed at this kind of meme, and @banana comment made it even better.
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Found at a hospital in India 44 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Then don't go to a doctor. Go to a hobo, go to your neighbor, fuck it strip down and walk outside let the cops do it. Let them check your anus for cancer, look in your throat for lumps and shit, and check your cholesterol. I guarantee it'll be cheaper and not effective whatsoever when there actually is a problem.
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Is this normal ?! 6 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Sometimes ya gotta tug one out as you stroll through the house.
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I just love this quote 6 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
There is a theory that we all build our relationships around the needs we have of what others offer. I can't remember it fully, but it's something you can't escape. Just by being in that persons life you are fulfilling a need they have and them to you. But those needs do change over time and that is when relationships tend to fade.
I can't remember, it's the holidays and I'm an introvert. I've been around a shit load of people and can't think straight. It's made me grumpy. The point is every so often you hear some new spin on this, "friend for a reason a season and life." "Friend for a moment until they kill you." It's a social science theory if you're interested.
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A smile is all that we need 8 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
I don't know... I always smile when I sneak into a room dressed as a meat clown. Everyone always screams.
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Found at a hospital in India 44 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Yeah, I mean you're kinda paying to have someone who specializes in a certain skill look at you. For example: you want to buy a house but before you do you have a guy come look at it. He charges you 150.00 because he fucking knows houses. You don't go up to a hobo and go, "dude, check out this house."
It's the same principle except it's your health and instead of black mold it's a black mole.
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First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber 11 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Looks like an ant.
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Why are you asking? 3 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
That woman selling fruit looks like she's being held hostage by a squash.
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Its beautiful! 5 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Aaaaaaaaand there's a troll.
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...And then I wasn't afraid of the dark 3 comments
inyourendo · 3 years ago
Me. I'm in the dark.
And clowns. And meat. And little people who are also clowns. And aliens.
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