Looks like somebody's h*rny.

I'm not doing it for the condom free sex. I'm on it because I would go 2 to 3 months without a period and then when it did come it would be super heavy and last the entire 7 days. Plus I got really bad cramps. My period is much more manageable since starting birth control. I just mentioned the whole pregnancy thing because that's a bonus for some people.

You're lucky. My ex wife was so regular even I knew exactly when she was going to start and stop (almost to the minute). She went on the pill for birth control and just the opposite happened: she would sometimes go months without bleeding but would still get horrible cramps and just feel terrible for weeks, and when she did bleed she clotted like crazy and felt even worse. It took nearly ten years after quitting the pill for her periods to normalize, and she still isn't really back to normal. Her gyno said there was no possible way that hormones could change her period and basically called her a liar. He has since lost his license (because of other malpractice) and been sued multiple times.

@nerdsarecool1212 My sister has the same problem, and I imagine that makes you so nervous and frustrated! I originally started it all those years ago because it helped with my cystic acne (yuck!), and it helped. But then I went off of it because I was sort of "rebooting" my medication schedule to find where my hormone base-line was for when I want to have children...Good every once in a while, if you can stand to go without.

Now I do

guestwho. No.

Ummm...
I'm torn between spreading knowledge and protecting the innocence here.

Spread knowledge please

Well it's like "earning your wings" for a pilot, except in this one you look like Heath Ledger's Joker when you're done.

that took me like 10 minutes to understand and now i regret everything

BOOM! Knowledge.
You're welcome. ;-)

I still don't get it I'm afraid

Isn't it going down on a girl when theyre on their period?

Yup.
Usually because you don't know she is, but there are those kinky bastards out there.

Straight nasty.

I gotta say I really liked your description guestwho