Only wants your company

Hahaha! Bring it!

You first!
Am I the only one that thinks Metric Fuckton of Downthumbs would be a great name for a band?

Me first to bring it? I meant all the downthumbers.

Oh, I thought you wanted me to bring all my companies.

It's best to leave them where the market is. Unless there's no market where they are, in which case I would move your company to the Midwest.

You keep saying that, but you live in the Mideast.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midwestern_United_States

Didn't you just say the other day that Wikipedia is not a source?
Plus the map PLAINLY shows those states in a central and slightly easterly location!

It's an idiom. It's called the Midwest because back when there were only the colonies as states, everything from Ohio and westward was considered "the west". After those regions were "obtained" from the natives and made a territory, the actual west was recognized, and the Ohio territory became known as the middle west.

"Idiom"? More like "Idi-DUMB", mirite?

Just saying, there was a reason for calling it that.