Excuse me while I go buy a castle

Now would be a pretty good time to move...

What?!! God damn I'm buying a castle

I've been wanting to move to France for a while but with everything going on I'm scared to

A lot of them aren't fit to live in/ are old and crumbling

Cheap is a relative term, still around 1 million pounds and its only for part ownership

They are cheap, but you have to sign a contract that you'll take care of the place and the up keeping for a castle goes into the millions

yet my 4 bedroom house costs $2mill.

But didn't we agree in a post today that we live more comfortable than ancient castle owners. I don't wanna shit in a hole while pretending I'm beautiful princess.