Life is easy when you do it right

Unless you're hella introverted or have bad anxiety then that simple phone call might put them in the hospital.
Life's never as sime as that even if we want it to be

I don't like the fact bob is breathing... I'm gonna change that.

I looked at the santa posts and looked at this and literally said to myself "How is life too short for Santa?"

Also, not applicable to an ex!

Hate someone? Kill them.

Missing somebody? They never noticed you even existed.
Have a question? You should know that already, why did we even hire you?
Want to be understood? Nobody makes sense, so don't even bother.
Love someone? Give it five years, then you won't.
Want to meet up: you're paying, right?

Want to oversimplify many different complex human emotions and social interactions? Create a post telling people blanket solutions to their issues.

I hate explaining myself to someone who thinks they know everything but clearly knows fuck all. You can't argue with stupid and it's infuriating.