Make this into a movie

Well fair enough

Why the emphasis on the guys ethnicity? Seems like they look down on the guy for being Mexican and a dishwasher so they can't fathom why the wife would want to sleep with him. Bad folks all around.

Trying to defend HIS honor? Why, did the dishwasher try to get in his pants, too?

Wow, do things like this happen everyday?

My dishwasher isn't Mexican, it's stainless steel.

I like the honesty.. damn woman slept with a dishwasher wtf. A prime example why a woman didn't win the election.