It was too good to be true

*hands you bottle of hair dye* Sometimes, I don't wash my face before bed.

*becomes even more distinguished and exhaustingly sexy*

Oh, I'm so exhausted by your sexiness. Could you please carry me to bed?

Sure, but that might spend the last ounce of strength I have left.

That's okay, I can take over from there.

*plops on bed*
Please be gentle.

Okay. I'll use the padded handcuffs.

I appreciate you.

Mmm, you're so seductive, saying such nice things.

No, YOU're so seductive, making it so easy to be nice.