How is that possible

But died later as a result of asphyxiation

A positive additude

Just keep swimming, buddy.

OH but when I catch a fish with a tiny hook it bleeds to death instantly

Wild things are tough motherfuckers had a buddy who killed a deer when he cleaned him it had a 50 caliber round in it ass from somebody shooting it the year before.

Look at that face, he knows how badass he is

He looks like an old fashioned can opener now.

Now eat it

Somebody once told me that fish have super healing (im not joking). Like, if a fish were cut it would likely be all healed up in a few hours

Lucky!
Usually I have to pay to get chunked off...

No comedy to be found here maybe try that hole in the wall of the closet your hiding in.