Should I tag NSFW? Nah. It's good

The burn!!

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You Oedipus!
This is my favorite Greek tragedy

We're actually reading Oedipus in my English class right now

ThAt'S a OeDiPuS mIrAcLe
:o/

Or just keep saying motherfucker. Rolls right off the tongue and makes you feel like Sam Jackson.