Quite possibly the best craigslist ad of all time

I like Gumnut.
He sounds interesting.

This ad is hilarious. But seriously I saw this exact photo awhile back with a bit about saving animals in wildfires in Australia

This has made my day. Didn't like the bit about Miss Kitty tho. That made me sad.

I laughed at this too hard

He will scratch you
He will bite you
And you WILL bleed

Austrlia goes hard

And this is why Australians don't have pet koalas. BTW they are NOT bears, just Koalas, they are nasty, bad tempered permanently drunk or hungover because the only leaves they eat marinate in their stomach and turn into alcohol.

GumNut, I died XD