Free the tree

*gets uncomfortably close to serosenpai*
What did you say to her?

It's called this new hip thing.
A joke.
*shoves Ew*
No wonder why they call you Ew. You need a breathmint.

*GASP*
Do you want to take this outside?

Sure, let's get some blood on the grass

Ok
*pours a bucket of blood in the grass*
Now let's fight!

Okay:
1. You have a bucket of blood just lying around?
2. *readies self*

Why wouldn't I have a bucket of blood just lying around?
*gets into a street fighter pose*

Cause it's redundant when I spill yours all over it?
*uses taunt pose*

*eats popcorn intensely*

*sets up lawn chairs* *offers mightyoak a seat*

*runs at Ew*

*runs at sero*

*kicks him*

*takes seat and offers jess some popcorn*
Want some butter?

*kicks back*

*summons thunder*
FIGHT ME LIKE A MAAAN

*Summons David bowie riding on a tiger made of lightning*
I AM A MAAAN!

*jacks off on both of u guys' corpses*

I'm not dead. Not yet!

FAT CHANCE I'M DYING
*summons giant leviathan*

@jess_yea
You bored? Let's go watch Fantastic Beasts

Ooooo lets go

Bring the popcorn

Of course! Movie popcorn is way too expensive

Yea we can smuggle it in with my hoodie *opens hood* dump it, baby!

*pops out of hood*
Did someone mention fantastic beasts?

You're fighting serosenpai
*shoves back into abyss*

Nooooooo he's no fun. I'd rather watch a movie

*punches him*
*uppercut*
*chains into a sick 45-hit autocombo*

*Is bored*
Can I go watch the movie now?

fucking loser
You'll die in the comic

Sero, it's my comic and he's my boo thang, plus he's main. He's not gonna die

At least injured?

Totally. That wouldn't make for a fun comic if he wasn't injured at least a lot

Wat

make him get injured and be in a vegetative state for the rest of the comic

Maybe I have plans
Maybe there's going to be a huge shit storm with dire consequences
or maybe I'm just talking shit
who knows

make the shitstorm be a literal one and have someone eat it.

Lol gross

draw it in detail and have it span 10 volumes

just make it the whole comic

A comic about eating shit?

yea a comic about funsubstance

lmaoooooo

I love how Dr ew popped out of my hood and no one said anything. And why did I find it adorable

Because ew himself is adorable

*Makes adorable face*
Aww shucks guys

Wait so who won the fight?

me cuz im cool

bitch
no