People would rather turn out gay or straight than like me. I'm straight but I think you can dress up a trash can in drag and it would win a beauty contest against me.
Thank you oh my god this always happens. Actually in school the other day:
Me: "well, i'm actually gay so.."
Friend: "wait you have a crush on me then? I'm not comfortable with that I just want to be fr-"
Me: "no, just because i'm gay doesn't-"
Friend: "but aren't you gay? you like girls."
Me: "that doesn't mean i like ALL girls, it just means that i'd only date a girl instead of a guy. The same way a straight person wouldn't date any man they know."
Friend: "it's okay if you like me, just i'd appreciate if you didn't-"
Me: "sWEET JESUS I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
Guy: So you like both girls and boys
Me: Uh yeah
Guy: So you could like date me and my girlfriend at the same time?
Me: That's polyamory
Guy: Isn't that the same thing?
Me: o_o
Friend: So you like me?
ME: no.......
Friend: AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH
Me: BUT YOU DON'T LIKE COCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htLAwIHC4ug
Me: "well, i'm actually gay so.."
Friend: "wait you have a crush on me then? I'm not comfortable with that I just want to be fr-"
Me: "no, just because i'm gay doesn't-"
Friend: "but aren't you gay? you like girls."
Me: "that doesn't mean i like ALL girls, it just means that i'd only date a girl instead of a guy. The same way a straight person wouldn't date any man they know."
Friend: "it's okay if you like me, just i'd appreciate if you didn't-"
Me: "sWEET JESUS I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
Me: Uh yeah
Guy: So you could like date me and my girlfriend at the same time?
Me: That's polyamory
Guy: Isn't that the same thing?
Me: o_o
But are you polygamous