Seb Gruc

poopun


— Seb Gruc Report User
I really can't f**ken belive there's such heartless people out there 31 comments
poopun · 1 week ago
As a below 6 foot dude I get that girls can prefer a tall guy and as a result not be interested and its perfectly ok.
But at the same time.... any girl shallow enough to ASK that is an instant 'no' in my book. I have personal preferences in term of physical appearance too, but i would much rather meet someone in real life and see if we click (both physically and personality wise) than try to check a buch of boxes over the internet.
I've met a few girls who didn't fit some of my 'criteria' and who I actually found crazy attractive.
It's ok to have physical preferences, but I feel like if youre 'stuck' in them to the point where you instantly turn down anyone who doesn't fit an imaginary checklist then you're probably shallow.
PS : I'm aware of the irony behind my statement, and I stand by it.
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Bye guys 12 comments
poopun · 5 weeks ago
I mean at this point is noone gonna just write a similar website ? If yall are leaving, this is a business opportunity in the making.
I don't know jack shit about web-development, but im fairly certain a meme website wouldn't be hard to code.
Landlord of the year 7 comments
poopun · 5 weeks ago
Wait even with a handwritten letter from the landlord saying he is waving your rent for december ? Surely if you take this to court you would win ?
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Fixing bridges and potholes is not that important 6 comments
poopun · 6 weeks ago
Well look who doesn't understand basic economics / politics. Whether you like or not you need someone in charge. And its NOT easy work. Why would someone COMPETENT do that for minimum wage ? They wouldn't, they would go to the private sector where for equal skills they wouldn't be rewarded as a burger flipper.
So you have incompetent workers with responsibilities now, taking decisions that affect EVERYONE. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Due to the nature of their jobs, these people making minimum wage are in contact AND responsible for managing money. Well guess what that leads to ? Poor money management and corruption.
Pika pika 2 comments
poopun · 6 weeks ago
I mean... It litterally says wheregers in the meme. And this isnt the same as the pika meme (this is horny harry. Its sex related). And that was pointed out on the original website too.
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Can relate 4 comments
poopun · 6 weeks ago
"I have been eating for healthy and going to the gym 3days a week for the past 6 months. The end of the year approaches, and I have a weird feelin g in the pit of my stomach. Nevertheless, I keep on keeping on. Eat my veggies and lift my weights.
I wake one morning, feeling anxious, but I dismiss it.I catch a look at myself in the mirror, and I like what I see. The hardwork is paying off, now is not the time to quit. Have a salad and a workout.
Yet my anxiety keeps rising. Towards the end of my workout I notice an old man in a robe observing me. I feel compelled to talk to him, but first I finish my series and eat my banana.
As soon as I'm done the old man approaches, he gauges me, nods approbatively, and instantly my anxiety disappears. Without a word he hands me a cellphone. I take it, and the voice on the other end simply says 'Hi, do you have a minute to talk ? I am here to teach you how to do your taxes.'
Princessmonstertru was right. It's over for you bitches."
People work fast when its related to money 5 comments
poopun · 7 weeks ago
Also pretty sure paying off your student loans is the dumbest thing you could do, as Im pretty sure its fairly easy to identify you from your student loans. So its a great way to get caught I guess.
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Our reward 7 comments
poopun · 7 weeks ago
All hail Tdoom ! His teachings will take you to a whole new level. Embrace his rithm and escalate your life to new heights ! Follow in his steps to double up your happiness !
Tdoom ! Tdoom ! Tdoom ! Tdoom !
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Jesus, he's stupid 14 comments
poopun · 7 weeks ago
Because they are responsible for either accepting it which implies :
- making drastic changes to our way of life to make a positive change (this can imply reduction of comfort (forbid the use of cars in many scenarios where they aren't 'mandatory', w/e else you can think of), cost of life increase etc...) which is NOT what a politician wants (its gonna make him look bad).
- OR saying straight up "fuck the planet".
Whereas if they take the liberty to discuss it and deny it then you can convince people coal is a good idea.
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Tfw no bf 6 comments
poopun · 8 weeks ago
Also, if the number are accurate, that person is not going to stop just because 'The number you have tried to reach is no longer in service.' We're talking 7 calls a minute assuming she is calling 24/7 for a week.
Thats next level batshit crazy.
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Some graduate as scholars other, as legends 12 comments
poopun · 8 weeks ago
I mean, I just graduated, and last part of my degree was a 6-month internship, with a written report. By the time I turned it in, I knew I was getting a permanent offer at he company I had interned in, and was as a result already financially independent.
So if a teacher had been a dick about that rule, and I had had that idea... Well I might have considered it. Sending a message while remaining within the established rules is something of a piece of art.
These people with there hippie lifestyles think everything's free 11 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
I've lived abroad most of my life (THAT is thanks to daddys money for sure, as my parents liked to live abroad too and took us along). But that made me love to travel, so I made sure to go on an Erasmus semester (which costs less than a semester at home, so was actually NOT expensive), then took an internship abroad, then freshly graduated looked for a job abroad, and have gone on trips on extended weekends every 2 month at least.
Meanwhile, one of my friends has travelled through a lot of Europe, backpacking, couchsurfing and autostopping his way there during holidays while gettign his own degree, and is planning a visit to me through the same means of travel.
And on the parallel, I have friends (from school, so same education, similar jobs and salary right now), who haven't left france so far, and somehow never have time / money.
Safe from serious financial issues, its a lot more affordable that people make it seem.
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These people with there hippie lifestyles think everything's free 11 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
I mean its both true and not true. it might be very different in the US because of how big it is (although you could argue visiting an other state as 'travelling', since its as much distance as visiting an other country in Europe), but if you REALLY like travelling you usually find ways, while if you just enjoy travelling as in 'fully paid hollydays' and you can't afford it you dont have the same drive and make excuses (which is ok, to each their own priorities).
OK... I feel like I sound like pompous ass Britney right here. Let me explain in next comment.
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Woman goes out in mini skirt in -40c, gets frostbite 20 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
No worries, mistakes happen :) Dont bitchslap yourself anymore :)
I fOrGoT iT aT h0Me 5 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
Obviously, I transitionned it the smart way in real fight (actually graduated and working now). As I said, there are teachers who wont agree to give you a special treatment, thats kinda the same in the workplace. You have responsabilities you cant make up excuses for.
But knowing how to ask someone to do something for you, knowing how much you can ask, and doing so politely is definitely valuable.
Woman goes out in mini skirt in -40c, gets frostbite 20 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
@funkmasterrex I dont want to look like an ass but... yes (alright, 'k' not 'K' to be exact).
Wikipedia's entry on temparature states "The kelvin (spelled with a lower-case k) is the unit of temperature in the International System of Units (abbreviated SI)".
Every physics problem I solved I solved using kelvins. If only because temparature should always be positive (otherwise, for instance PV=nRT would mean that either n, P or V can also be negative).
Sure Celcius is used in common life, but SI uses k.
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I don't talk to stranger. 6 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
Then youre ignoring the fact that people can be busy and not able to pick up RIGHT NOW (which is the aspect of phone calls I hate). And the worse is when they call, you dont (cant) pickup and they just leave a text "hey, call me back." without a HINT at what is the topic.
I fOrGoT iT aT h0Me 5 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
You could. But learning to game the system is important. When I realised that most teachers frankly dont care enough to bother triple checking that your story isnt bullshit (provided its believable), my life at uni changed.. I realised that if you ask nicely, most will grant you an extended deadline, because its not like they're gonna grade all the papers in a week, so it doesnt change jack shit for them, but going through the trouble of exposing you is a hassle
You also need to learn which teachers WILL NOT take shit and make sure you dont mess around with them.
Sure its not as good as doing everything on time, but it sure taught me a lot in terms of social skills, being able to ask for favors and what not in a polite way, and asking for doable favors. Those ARE skills that are usefull in day to day life.
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Ha, gay! 20 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
Yeah, this kind of stuff is the reason why I dont understand the Dubai hype. The world is huge, with countless amazing places to visit, yet people choose an artificial city built on oil money where sneezing in the wrong direction can land you a death sentence.
Fuck that place. I feel like so many people are blinded by the shiny-ness of the place and dont realize how fast your life can turn to utter crap there.
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Woman goes out in mini skirt in -40c, gets frostbite 20 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
Pretty sure K is the SI
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Hotel management 1-2 13 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
Especially like... When I'm visiting a city I dont go there thinking "ILL STAY AT THIS VERY PARTICULAR HOTEL."
I plan my trip and think "Hey, I need a hotel." And you know whats convenient to find hotels ? A site that has different hotels, with price comparison and easy booking.
PS : Hotel ? Trivago.
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Please. My BF everyone. Help 15 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
Yeah, shower sex sucks. She is hogging the water and Im cold af (which doesnt help you get started), its slippery af, and I almost drowned going for oral. 0/10, wouldnt do it again.
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They don't like it other 8 comments
poopun · 9 weeks ago
You seem to forget that batman is batman. He cant lose as long as he is batman.
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Smart kid 9 comments
poopun · 10 weeks ago
Well if youre gonna do that you should obviously plan on the cake being ruined, and have a second one ready. Wasting a cake is not that tragic, so long as everyone enjoys the prank (hence someone old enough to laugh it off), it is done safely (no candles, even unlit ones, what if you smack their eye in a pointy candle ?), and it doesnt ruin the celebration (thats when the second cake comes in).
I would probably also only do such a thing in a setting where the person can go and get cleaned up. Ideally at their place, where they can take a quick shower and change.
TLDR : its not a huge no-no in my book, but you should have a plan.
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This is crazy 10 comments
poopun · 10 weeks ago
"Hi, are you a baby foreskin possessor ? Do you have a minute to talk about our latest beauty treatment ? Perhaps you would like to make a baby foreskin donation ?"