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PSA you can send smoke signals to your local fire department 5 comments
poopun · 15 hours ago
"Hi, you have reached 911. Before I proceed to helping you with your emergency, please provide proof that you are speach / hearing impaired, as diagnosed by a medical professionnal.
Best regards, your 911 operator."
Kids and their drug habits 3 comments
poopun · 20 hours ago
Thermal paste appliers (used for computer parts and stuff). Which traditionnally looks like a syringe, because it was a syringe because syringes are convenient for this stuff.
But then it leads to parents finding a syringe in their kid's bedroom and freaking out.
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Math optional 28 comments
poopun · 1 day ago
That's a nice bunch of nice sounding bullshit that really didn't address anything. In a system where you would vote directly everyone's vote also only counts once, and on top of that everyone's vote counts for the same !
You say the electoral college is to prevent a few high population states to impose their will on all 50 states, yet you seem contempt with it resulting in a few low population battleground states.
You say one should protect their right to representation at all costs, so I'm assuming you're disgusted by the repeated attemps by the GOP at gerrymandering and removing people from the list of registered voters. And at the lack of action take to prevent foreign interference and attacks on the election ? As well of course you're in favor of making voting as easy as accessible as possible so that even people who are in a situation where they can't afford to take a day off work can also vote. Or do you ?
Math optional 28 comments
poopun · 1 day ago
I mean is it tho ? Doesn't your system revolve around a handful of key states ? Kinda like a tyranny of the minority rather than that of a majority ?
Math optional 28 comments
poopun · 1 day ago
And this right there sounded 100% like someone who's been taught critcal thinking and logic, and not one been like someone who's been indoctrinated.
Until today 4 comments
poopun · 1 day ago
I mean what if you're in a life and death situation, and you don't know the thing that would save you. In fact you don't even know there's something that could save you so you dont know that you don't know. So you die : that was something you needed to know and you never knew.
My point being, you could miss opportunities that would make your life better / easier / make your dreams come true that you wouldnt even know about.
And im done talking about this because its a very "snake biting its own tail" train of thought.
When u change ur profession but ur basics are strong 3 comments
poopun · 4 days ago
Bad, just because your eyes will register this as an extra step (because that's how every other stairs work) and youll trip, and possibly injure yourself (think other people).
If every stair was like this then it wouldnt be a problem because you would be used to it.
On another note, arrays start at 0, and that's how it should be.
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You can sell anything with a foundation 6 comments
poopun · 4 days ago
Just wanted to let you know, you made me chuckle :)
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You're not just wrong, you're stupid 7 comments
poopun · 1 week ago
What I dont understand is... Does this need to be a NEW game ?
I get they're trying to make people think about the privilege men have by reverting the roles and make you think and stuff. But regardless if this is good or not, I'm pretty sure I don't need a whole new box and design and w.e to play with this rule.
Free and effective medical 3 comments
poopun · 3 weeks ago
Well, if middle aged women return to their room with their penis outside, it's probably gender dysphoria. Works just fine.
Very very true 7 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
From a coding point of view, the system most likely uses whole numbers (ie : display the result of 'number_of_votes_yes / total_votes'), because that's the first instinct anyone will have. And that results in performing integer division (meaning you get a whole number and a remainder), so it could be 99.9999% and it would still show as 99.
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Debt is weird 20 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
Dude he did it because they made a piece on debt and debt collection agencies. And yes, they do sell debt for pennies on the dollar.
And yes, they bought it for "entertainment" (not publicity), they're running a TV show, that's their business. Makes for a good show, makes for a good deed, brings attention to this phenomenon (which they are trying to do since, you know, theyre MAKING A PIECE ON IT), and now he gets to claim he made a bigger giveaway than Oprah giving away cars.
That's a win win win win.
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Debt is weird 20 comments
poopun · 4 weeks ago
I dont know why you're down-voting him tho, the fact that medical expenses and education expenses are through the roof doesn't mean the DEBT system is fucked.
Being able to forgive debt is an obvious concept, and the other concept is just "a penny now is better than the promiss of 1 dollar next month. So it makes sense that some compagnies would specialize in giving you that penny today, do they can make a dollar next month.
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Never thought of this point of view 13 comments
poopun · 6 weeks ago
And a mamoth gets you food for a fuckton of days.
Help me understand this concept 52 comments
poopun · 6 weeks ago
So are you advocating for reducing the military expenses and instead investing that in some healthcare / education reforms that the USA direly needs ? Because that doesn't sound like half a bad idea !
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Help me understand this concept 52 comments
poopun · 6 weeks ago
I mean every other first world country is somehow making it work. Maybe having companies like amazon who are making BANK pay their fare share would help ya know ?
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Because that is how a man does it! Others are foolish to think otherwise 6 comments
poopun · 11 weeks ago
How baggy were those pants ? Because regardless of pocket size, a 2L bottle is just... noticeable.
I have shorts I use at festival that can fit 0.5L in the pocket easily (and somewhat comfortably), but it's still pretty obvious I have something in my pocket.
Well girls we did it, sexism is no more! 8 comments
poopun · 12 weeks ago
I think the way it is planned is :
- Women make more money
- Therefore women have an inherent advantage
- Men realise they are struggling to win / keep up
- ???
- Reflection ensues on gender equality.
If you believe a group is priviledged, flipping the roles for a game to make the priviledged group realize how the other group might be struggling is not a terrible idea.
Is Monopoly the one who should be doing this? Is this the best way to do it ? Do you agree with the initial assumption of priviledge ? Debatable, though monopoly was conceived to show the problems of rampant capitalism, so you could argue it's in fashion.
Well girls we did it, sexism is no more! 8 comments
poopun · 12 weeks ago
The way I see it, if I'm the banker I deserve to get paid.
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Pro tips 9 comments
poopun · 14 weeks ago
"Its not mine, and I promised not to tell who gave it to me."
Tf samsung 18 comments
poopun · 15 weeks ago
You DO KNOW you can make your phone ring (even if its on silent mode btw) by connecting to your account right ? (how exactly probably depends on your phone). You can also access its GPS location through google. (all this assumes it has battery and service)
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When would they realize? 3 comments
poopun · 15 weeks ago
In their (potential) defense, I check my phone constantly whenever I'm out of my house. That includes work, if Im out shopping or w.e because I have my phone on me. I usually don't check it as much if I'm out with friends because I'm not an asshole, but I'll still check it from time to time because its usually quite accessible (i wont do that mid conversation, but theres are lulls.
On the other hand I am MUCH MORE unresponsive when I'm at home (after work, or during the weekend) because I'll usually just put it on a table and do other stuff around the house so I just won't check it.
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The irritating gentleman 8 comments
poopun · 15 weeks ago
I advise the use of headphones. You dont even need music. It takes a special kind of moron to talk to someone on public transport to begin with, if you also have headphones in it takes this to new limits.
You can also ignore their first attempts (if there are some) as if you didnt hear them. If they push forward despite all that....
Pasta la vista, traditore! 7 comments
poopun · 17 weeks ago
Even with the pot being too small, you can put them in, after 10 seconds the end in the pot will start to soften up, so you can bend them to fit into the pot.
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Welcome to 2019 9 comments
poopun · 18 weeks ago
It's not a small consolation. As long as its a landslide win for the dude then everything is working as intended.
You can sue people for basically anything, no matter how ridiculous. But youll get laughed out of court. You should only lose hope if the ridiculous claims start winning (or even start being close battles).
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