That's Right, I Am Tall

totaly relatable

The ultimate in "I'm so done with this"

I'm not short (so don't try to tell me that when you read this,) but if I even work as a waiter, I want counter cards that say "yes, I know you're tall. I was merely commenting on it, as to break the ice. Sorry you couldn't take me mentioning a very obvious point about yourself. So glad we had this conversation. "

I would relate but I'm short