How to catch a chicken

Shoot it with a tranquilizer

Jump on it. Thats how we catch ours

Lies, I've catched several chicken

Bullshit used to catch them by the head and sling them to where their body rips away from their head leaving a headless running body

maybe you people that do catch your chickens arnt the average human?

We wait until it is night time and they are on their perch. Then when you grab them you had them upside downs, on their backs. This way they can't move and get out of your hands.

Step 1: Do it with at least five other people
Step 2: Pray that they are smart and quick enough
Step 3: Form a circle around the chicken
Step 4: If fails, refer to step 1 in this post