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Painted skies 1 comments
klymaxx · 5 hours ago
I have seen like 50 versions of this picture, but this one is by far my favorite
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Found among the dog accessories at Goodwill… 3 comments
klymaxx · 5 hours ago
My son once found a sex swing in the kids section at Goodwill. They actually had it set up lol I heard him yell "Mom, look at this funny swing!" I turned around and he was laying in it, pretending to be an airplane lol When we got to the register I had to discreetly tell the guy that it was not a swing for children
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Immunity via deafness 2 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
"You can ban bullets, but you can't ban my balls"
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More accurately, "additional blob" 3 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
My husband and our youngest son are 'afterblobs'. My husband was born 14 years after his siblings, and our youngest was born 10 years after his sibling
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I’ve been to almost all of them 13 comments
klymaxx · 5 weeks ago
We went on a school field trip to Alcatraz when I was in the 2nd grade, and it scared the crap out of me
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Lmao money printer go brrr 8 comments
klymaxx · 5 weeks ago
Thank you! It is...I'm so nervous, I feel like I'm either going to sh*t my pants or throw up lol
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Lmao money printer go brrr 8 comments
klymaxx · 5 weeks ago
Thank you! It is exactly the house we wanted on 10 beautiful acres
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Lmao money printer go brrr 8 comments
klymaxx · 5 weeks ago
I seriously just came on here to post in the chat that I bought my first house today, and this is the first thing I see lol
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Simple as 27 comments
klymaxx · 5 weeks ago
It really is. I love making sand tunnels
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Simple as 27 comments
klymaxx · 5 weeks ago
Digging giant holes in the sand at the beach
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'Labyrinth Firey', 2021, painted by me in acrylics 1 comments
klymaxx · 5 weeks ago
I have no idea why, but these guys have always creeped me out.
I remember watching Labyrinth with my husband a few years ago, and I hadn't watched it since I was a child. I was not sober, and the fireys came on...It was terrifying lol I shot up off the floor, and speed walked out of the room saying "Nope! No, no, no, no!" My husband was so confused
Spicy 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 weeks ago
Ok, but seriously...Where can I get a pearl ball gag?
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Silent shouting 2 comments
klymaxx · 6 weeks ago
It's my husband and me when were fighing, but we still have to parent together
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Lemon Party Pastry, Everyone... 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 weeks ago
I was thinking dead little pinkies (newborn mice)
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Gotta get swole for the Gram 2 comments
klymaxx · 7 weeks ago
My ex sister in law had 2 gym memberships. One gym she went to to socialize, the other was for actually working out lol
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Neogastonist is not working for me 1 comments
klymaxx · 7 weeks ago
I had a friend years ago who pretty much lived on drugs and junk food. Seriously, the guy never ate fruit or veggies. He wound up living with a vegan couple and started eating healthy(but kept doing drugs). The first 2 weeks his body just couldn't handle it and he sh*t like all over the place, and I guess it was this really weird detox sh*t. He looked lethargic and haggard. It was one of the weirdest things I've seen.
Felt like a king 3 comments
klymaxx · 8 weeks ago
Yeah sitting on a stack of chairs as a kid is cool, but did you ever have sex on a stack of chairs as an adult?...I would not recommend it
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Stop babysitting grown ass people 4 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
I don't know...I had to teach my husband about communication, respect, and sexual coercion (consent) when we first started dating. It was a rocky first few months, but we've been together 15 years now. I'm glad I took the time to educate him on those things...That's just me though. I totally get that some people just can't be educated on those subjects
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Anyone need advice? 6 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
10. Have hobbies...together and separately
Don't even talk to me unless you know the name of this band 9 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
Thank you :^)
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Don't even talk to me unless you know the name of this band 9 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
Name please?
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Ah sheet, here we go again 2 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
If he's saying "Oh no!" she is not doing it right. My husband loves when I pull the reverse card lol
Chaotic evil 1 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
I accidentally do this to myself all the time. I'll have my phone bluetoothed to my car, and the volume has to be turned way up. Then, when I get out I forget to turn the volume back down, so when I get back in and turn the car on the radio is blaring and it scares the crap out of me every time. It's been going for over a year...I don't know why I can't remember to turn the volume down lol
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cäke! 10 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
I will definitely be pranking my 11yo on his birthday with this
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Gud tatooz 1 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
He definitely had regerts
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