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Kite 3 comments
klymaxx · 8 weeks ago
I had a dog who once dragged my grandmother down a hill while chasing a raccoon. Our neighbor said when the dog took off my Gma "flew through the air like Wonder Woman" Now I get her something Wonder Woman themed every year for her birthday. Her favorite has been the Wonder Woman undies lol
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Poor madlad doesn't even know they're mad 9 comments
klymaxx · 22 weeks ago
Oh wow, now I'm sorry I asked. I'm so sorry that happened to you.
My dads wife was kinda like that when I was a kid. I've never been a fan of meat, and when I was 7 she forced me to eat bacon wrapped elk liver. I threw up all over her white carpet, and she made me scrub it for hours trying to get the stain out.
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Poor madlad doesn't even know they're mad 9 comments
klymaxx · 22 weeks ago
I think the story of a woman afraid of mayonnaise is a story that needs to be told
Poor madlad doesn't even know they're mad 9 comments
klymaxx · 22 weeks ago
.....It's my son.
He puts mayo on everything, and sometimes I catch him eating spoonfuls of it
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Talk amongst yourselves 16 comments
klymaxx · 22 weeks ago
Just make sure you're talking to the right person, and not someone who's going to throw you under a bus...My husband started working at a cabinet/counter shop, and had only been working there for a few months when his boss decided to give him a substantial raise. One day, he and another worker, who had been working there for years, were talking about salaries. The other worker was pretty upset that my husband was making more than him in such a short time. My husband told him "It wouldn't hurt to ask boss man for a raise. You work well and have worked here for a while..." Blah blah blah.. The guy went to their boss and said, "Yeah, B said I should ask you for a raise." The boss denied him, then pulled my husband in and was like "Wtf?!" Then proceeded to explain why he never gave the other guy a raise. It kinda turned into a big mess x_x So yeah, maybe don't mention actually talking about salaries, and definitely don't mention who you talked with
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Don't read this 5 comments
klymaxx · 24 weeks ago
1. My dog hates hates being in view of anyone when she poops...She always tries to find a bush or tree to go behind. When she was a puppy I would watch on her when I let her out. I guess I looked at her too long once, because she stopped mid poo, and still half squatting she waddled behind a tree lol
2. GD that baby has some glorious hair
3. That child's skill is f*ing creepy
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The original 6 comments
klymaxx · 24 weeks ago
Hey, it's Kickass ;^)
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Hulk for the win 4 comments
klymaxx · 24 weeks ago
I was at a huge family gathering a couple years ago, and there was a lady there with a southern accent. She had made these delicious waffles, and I went gaga over them haha. She goes. "Aww. Well sweetie, you come to breakfast tomorrow mornin' and I'll make you a whole mess of waffles." I don't know why, but it tickled me lol It still makes me so happy when I think about it
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Even protects the eyes 6 comments
klymaxx · 25 weeks ago
My grandmother made masks for everyone in my family (not out of her bras), and I'm not sure what she used to measure them...if she even measured them...but they cover my whole face. She made one for my 9yo son that's a little smaller, but it's still way to big haha
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My son: Why do farts smell?..Can bees have allergies?.. 6 comments
klymaxx · 25 weeks ago
Lol I was going to say I get like this during altered states of consciousness
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Classy lady 5 comments
klymaxx · 25 weeks ago
Funny, my cat does the same with birds
Sophisticated Kitty (sorry if this is a repost, It's been a while) 2 comments
klymaxx · 25 weeks ago
Hi Thank you :^)
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Guy rule 5 comments
klymaxx · 42 weeks ago
Or Gorilla Glue...my husband uses that sh*t for everything
I got myself some glasses for tomorrow... 54 comments
klymaxx · 42 weeks ago
Aw:^)
Happy New Year to @dr_richard_ew and everyone!
I rarely have time to visit this site since baby's been Earth side, but I miss it and all the FSers so much!
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Some people think about death a lot 2 comments
klymaxx · 42 weeks ago
These are beautiful
When I first met my husband I had a bracelet made out of little bone skulls, kinda like these but less detailed, they looked like baby teeth to me. So, he was commenting on it one day and I thought it would funny to say "thanks. I made it out of my baby teeth" He thought I was serious and it freaked him out a little, but he was also trying to be polite so he said "that's.....creative" almost like a question lol
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Give ‘em the big one 3 comments
klymaxx · 42 weeks ago
It's Big Bird. His wings didn't face the same way as normal birds
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We all have preferences 4 comments
klymaxx · 42 weeks ago
I was out driving with my son a couple weeks ago, and we're behind this big truck with a sticker on the back window that says "I LOVE CRACK WHORES" and I'm thinking "why would you that on your truck??" and my 9yr old goes "Mom, what's a crack whore?" x_x I didn't know what to say so I turned up the radio loud and said "huh? What?" Lol
No wonder I love it 2 comments
klymaxx · 47 weeks ago
I did this with blue gatorade and noodles...turned out pretty cool and my son loved it
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It was a long journey, several sacrifices had to be made but in the end I persevered and 3 comments
klymaxx · 47 weeks ago
Is this like a reverse weight loss thing? "In the end I persevered and gained 30 pounds" lol

But seriously, Good for him
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Amazing street art 4 comments
klymaxx · 47 weeks ago
The artist is Odeith. He is so amazing
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@f_kyeahhamburg Love from your Funsub Fam 10 comments
klymaxx · 47 weeks ago
That's funny!
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@f_kyeahhamburg Love from your Funsub Fam 10 comments
klymaxx · 47 weeks ago
@f_kyeahhamburg We share a Bday :^)
Happy Birthday!!
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This graffiti 6 comments
klymaxx · 49 weeks ago
It does say Vile...It's the artists name.
You should look up Odeith. His is better imo
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Code for??? 11 comments
klymaxx · 50 weeks ago
Ooh haha I think I got it now 0_0
Code for??? 11 comments
klymaxx · 50 weeks ago
Lol I had to look that up..."The third part of the rule is to prevent con funk - all parts help to avoid con crud..." this part had me laughing
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