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Newest funsubster: I now have one of those trendy COVID babies :D 10 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
Aww, congratulations on your tiny human! What a cutie!
My baby's about to turn 2, so not really a baby anymore haha It's bittersweet.
Enjoy the adventure!
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Gladiator Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 53 comments
klymaxx · 8 weeks ago
My name is Ryan Jones.
Commander of the armies of the bugs.
Loyal servant to the lord of all the info.
And I will have my vengeance. In this life, or a life that is not from the elements of life.
I'm a dinosaur, that's why I didn't know 70 comments
klymaxx · 9 weeks ago
I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I want to get in her and get it all over my hands

.....wow.
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It's good but not buy at full price good 3 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
This is me with movies. My son is always asking "Can we get this movie? Can we get that movie?" And I'm like "Not for $25, no. Let's wait a month and get it for $5 at Redbox"
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Fake facts you were taught. 34 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
That oil and gas is made from dinosaurs, and that's why they're called fossil fuels
I'm not sure if that was ever considered fact and disproven, but it's something I was taught in school that I have since learned is not true
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Probably sfw 4 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
This is actually one of the pics on my screensaver lol
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It's always sunny predictive text game 76 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
The gang has a cutie Dachshund and they are from the upside-down part of the other town and I have the Lavender scented eyeballs that dawdle around picking flowers
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Ah yes, people 4 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
In case anyone else was wondering why someone had 50 grams of dried semen in their house...
"...The victim, 34-year old Jenny White, returned to her Silver Springs Shores apartment last month to discover that several sex toys and accessories as well a collection of pornographic movies were missing.
Ms. White, a hard time Tinder user, also reported a very unique item stolen: a crystal jar containing semen from hundreds of her sexual partners. 'I know it’s weird, but I got every guy I slept with in the last two years to ejaculate in the same jar. There must have been sperm from at least 250 guys in there.'"

What. The. Fuck.
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Who is even into the knee? 10 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
Alright, I don't have a knee fetish but there is a spot on the back of my knees that feels SO good when my husband massages it lol
Zero Context #54 - And Now for Something Completely Different 8 comments
klymaxx · 14 weeks ago
Makes me think of a back roller lol Those tiny feet massaging my spine...Ashiatsu I believe
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Harpy Eagles 12 comments
klymaxx · 14 weeks ago
It's head reminds me of Buckbeak from Harry Potter
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Well I’m never gonna smile again 86 comments
klymaxx · 15 weeks ago
Ah yes, I like that much more
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Absolutely vicious 7 comments
klymaxx · 15 weeks ago
So does my toddler
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pen*s inspection day is not a meme anymore 13 comments
klymaxx · 15 weeks ago
Really? My oldest son has been on 3 different sports teams and he never had a "penis inspection" or physical. Maybe it depends on the state? Or maybe because they weren't school teams?

Edit: lol oh geez...the letter was a prank from some hs student in San Francisco. I'm dumb, I seriously thought the Florida bill called it a "penis inspection"
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Well I’m never gonna smile again 86 comments
klymaxx · 15 weeks ago
That time I got reincarnated as a result of my boys and my husband and my German Shepherd

Uhh, kinda sounds like murder x_x
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Sauntering 4 comments
klymaxx · 16 weeks ago
Toddlers everywhere haha My 20mo will take off with his little chest puffed out and one arm swinging like he is on a mission, but he has no idea where he's going lol
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The sign at a buffet I just went to 1 comments
klymaxx · 16 weeks ago
The poor fettuccine's alfredo
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Poor hachiko... :( 1 comments
klymaxx · 16 weeks ago
I didn't even need to watch the Hachi movie, just watching the trailer made me cry lol
Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
klymaxx · 16 weeks ago
That is correct, it's called colostrum
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Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
klymaxx · 16 weeks ago
You can digest breast milk, just not the complex sugars (HMOs) the post mentions. The post is incorrect though...Babies can't even technically digest HMOs, the Bifodobacterium in their gut can. Adults have lower levels of bifidobacterium than babies, but I think still enough to break down the HMOs
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A different kind of Beaded Lizards 3 comments
klymaxx · 17 weeks ago
I have 100s of these bead lizards somewhere...Bead snakes too. I've always loved lizards and snakes, and when I was little I was really socially awkward (actually, I still am), so I would sit in daycare and make bead lizards and snakes almost all day, everyday
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Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
klymaxx · 17 weeks ago
Oh, and breasts can produce milk with different nutritional values for different babies...at the same time. I read an article about a woman who had a toddler and a small baby, and she was breastfeeding them both. One breast was for the toddler and the other was for the baby. They tested the fat content and nutrients from both breasts, and found that they were different from eachother but perfect for the child they were supplying food to. Boobs man <3
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Breast milk contains cannabinoids 15 comments
klymaxx · 17 weeks ago
Breast milk is truly f*ing magical.
There is something called retrograde milk flow, in which a little of the babys saliva enters the breast and mixes with the milk. If the baby is sick it will trigger an immune response in the mother and she will produce antibodies for her sick baby without being sick herself...Which I guess is more the breast than the milk itself, but breast milk is still so amazing haha You can put it on bug bites, poison oak/ivy, eczema, diaper rash, etc to help with itching. It's great for skin, so mixing some in a bath or some lotion. It can help with acne when applied topically. It's amazing for chapped lips...I have several tubes of homemade breast milk lip balm. It can help heal minor cuts...My husband is a handyman and is always coming home with cuts and scrapes. He'll put a little breast milk on his cuts several times a day, and they're healed in a couple days rather than a week. Breast milk truly is liquid gold
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This Year for Easter The Easter Bunny brought Predictive Text Games 42 comments
klymaxx · 17 weeks ago
This year the Easter Bunny brought me a basket filled with love and support, and also a bunch of tripping mushrooms that were painted to look like discombobulated flowers
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Let's hear it for the boys ???? 11 comments
klymaxx · 17 weeks ago
---^--^[email protected]
--^---^[email protected]
----^--^[email protected]

Wait, do those look like flowers or does it just say "email protected"?
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