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Picture in picture 1 comments
klymaxx · 6 hours ago
It's a mirror though...right? Or is that the joke?
Hello gutter 1 comments
klymaxx · 1 week ago
I came home from book shopping one day, and my husband asked me what I got, and I told him "Some graphic novels." He said, "Oooo..." and came up behind me and wrapped his arms around me all flirty like. Then I told him, "Yeah, I got one for H, too." H being our then 8 year old son. He backed off and looked at me like I was crazy and said, "Wait...Like a Sex Ed book?." Then I got confused like, "Nnooo...a graphic novel. ??" And we just stared at eachother for a minute before he said, "I don't really think that's appropriate, and why wouldn't you discuss this with me first?" I could tell he was angry and pulled the book out of the bag. He looked relieved and explained that he thought I had bought a bunch of erotica, and we laughed for a minute, then I got offended that he actually thought that I would by erotica for a child and it led to a big stupid fight lol
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Lights out in my ass 14 comments
klymaxx · 1 week ago
I was not prepared for that lol I haven't laughed that hard in a while
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Lights out in my ass 14 comments
klymaxx · 1 week ago
That Gas in my ass
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If only there were some patterns on show here 5 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
Ok, but what's going on with purple hair 2nd from the top 4th to the right? Just one shaved strip right down the middle of the head
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klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
Eat him sparingly
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Tell me again why *** isn't trash? 2 comments
klymaxx · 3 weeks ago
Some people will pay extra for those skid marks x_x
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extra motivation 3 comments
klymaxx · 9 weeks ago
Lmao, this comment made me snort
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Boss Bunny 3 comments
klymaxx · 10 weeks ago
My 2yo telling me he's hungry
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I live on the edge 6 comments
klymaxx · 10 weeks ago
This would piss off my husband so much lol He's really weird about organizing the eggs in the fridge. They have to be organized as symmetrically as possible, but he always does it differently...I don't even know how to explain it. It's psychotic lol but also kinda cute
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World War IV Will Be Fought With Predictive Text Games 57 comments
klymaxx · 10 weeks ago
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought. But World War IV will be fought with a lot more than dimensional beings who have never verbally expressed interest in this matter
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Their Service Is Right on the Dot 3 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
I work in a shipping store, and showed this to my boss. It is now hanging on the wall behind the register
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Get in, sparklefarts. We've got chaos to spread. 6 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
I'm kinda leaning towards myself. Like when I'm talking to myself, peppin' myself up..."C'mon sparklefarts, let's get these dishes done!"
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Get in, sparklefarts. We've got chaos to spread. 6 comments
klymaxx · 12 weeks ago
Sparklefarts...Well, I've got a new nickname for someone in my household. Shall it be the husband or the eldest son
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My ancestors need me to rescue the depressed frogs and toads 25 comments
klymaxx · 12 weeks ago
My ancestors need me to feel sexual and be able to take bookings for eating dinner at the same time
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Mum sent me this today :) 4 comments
klymaxx · 12 weeks ago
I've had a reminder set in my calendar for 2/22/22 for 8 years lol My oldest son is super excited about it
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Thoughts you can share at the family dinner table 2 comments
klymaxx · 12 weeks ago
I read the first line ELVIS probably can't fart quietly, then got to "...muffled by tiny hairs around the rectum", and thought this was going a very different direction
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Mushroom mug and mushroom pot 4 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
That is super f*ing cute and I need one now
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When you sneeze on your period 5 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
I just spit cheerios on the back of my toddlers head
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You were the chosen one 2 comments
klymaxx · 16 weeks ago
Or poke the patties 6 times before flipping
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"This is no mine... It's a tomb." 2 comments
klymaxx · 17 weeks ago
My 11yo thinks this is an "If Tarzan was a serial killer" meme lol
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bri'ish 1 comments
klymaxx · 17 weeks ago
It's also the parent equivalent
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Oh noes .. 6 comments
klymaxx · 17 weeks ago
I had kinda the opposite happen just this morning...I bought some plugs for my stretched ears from a company called Plug Your Holes. I get all my packages delivered to my grandmother's house, because my mail gets stolen regularly. So, I go to pick up my packages this morning and my grandma flings this little black packing envelope at me and says, "I don't even want to know what's in this" I was confused and looked at it for a minute, then it hit me the shipping label says "Plug Your Holes" She probably thinks this is a butt plug or a dildo or something. I laughed showed her what it was, but she didn't think it was very funny and suggested I email the company to suggest a name change lol
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All the places you’ll teach 1 comments
klymaxx · 19 weeks ago
My brain thought it was going to end with "I will teach, I'm everywhere!" Followed my maniacal laughter
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My New Years Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 47 comments
klymaxx · 19 weeks ago
My New Years resolution is to have a good time and stay in the butt Wow

Wow indeed...That is a good time
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