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Spectacular body shape 5 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
That's cool...I'd like to see it from the back ;)
Emily is a Writer 3 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
Me and my husbands reactions when he found my stash of erotica I've written lol I was so embarrassed, but he ended up really liking it, so now I write for him all the time
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Only true readers will get this 14 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
I found a $20 in a book when I was in high school...made my f*ing week :)
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Only true readers will get this 14 comments
klymaxx · 2 weeks ago
A couple years ago my son noticed I would use scraps of paper, receipts, or anything within reach for a bookmark, so he made me one out of felt. It has googly eyes and arms and antenna that stick out when I close the book :) It's one of the best gifts I've ever gotten
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Heavy hail damage 4 comments
klymaxx · 4 weeks ago
I read that "what ice cream can do to an airplane" and was wondering what the hell kinds of tests they're doing on planes nowadays
The candle burn 8 comments
klymaxx · 6 weeks ago
It's called the Bravit Candle, but I don't think you can buy it
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Good, bad, strange 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 weeks ago
I wonder if the vegan checked to make sure the tattoo ink used was vegan ink...a lot of black inks use bone char. The second tattoo is super cute, and that Family Guy tattoo is rad
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Happy Halloween Funsubstance! 4 comments
klymaxx · 6 weeks ago
Thank you :^)
Anon gets a Girlfriend 3 comments
klymaxx · 7 weeks ago
I had to look this up and I guess it's true. They believe if you look at the moon it will follow you...not sure why that's bad yet, sounds kind of cool to me haha Navajo also do not watch eclipses
Edit: Of course the moon following you would be bad, all kinds of sh*t would happen if the moon left its orbit
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I can totally relate to this cat 4 comments
klymaxx · 7 weeks ago
For me it's "When you thought you were done arguing with your kid....."
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I can’t believe some kids don’t know what these are 11 comments
klymaxx · 8 weeks ago
My youngest nephew didn't know what VHS were. So, he's at my house one day and he grabs one and says "What is this??" I said "...It's a VHS..." He looks at it really funny and says "What's that?" and before I could answer he ripped the tape out. I stood there a little shocked, then said "well, it WAS a movie" He looked at it a little longer said "huh" and threw it on the floor :( That was the first time I really felt old
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Time to wash my .... Frogs 3 comments
klymaxx · 9 weeks ago
They're PacMan frogs...so freaking adorable
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Standing up for yourself 3 comments
klymaxx · 9 weeks ago
My nephew was bullied a lot in middle school. He was also taking Kung Fu at the time. One day he went home crying because the kid who bullied him just wouldn't stop, he was always shoving him and threatening to "kick his ass". His mom asked if he had tried talking to the kid and asking him to stop. My nephew had but of course the bully didn't, so his parents said "Well, you know how to defend yourself. Next time he threatens you tell him to go ahead and do it". The next day the bully threatened him, my nephew said Come at me and he knocked the bully to the ground in one hit. Of course the bully went crying to a teacher and my nephew got in trouble, BUT he wasn't bullied anymore after that :)
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Keep the rhinos safe 9 comments
klymaxx · 10 weeks ago
Same goes for posting pictures of your kids. A while ago I read that a lot of weirdos find kids through location tags
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It’s even more embarrassing when there’s people around and know what just went down 25 comments
klymaxx · 10 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure they had sex, so her hair and makeup is messed up.
At first I thought she had 2 black eyes and was like "that's f*ed up"
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Bacteria-heaven 4 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
I can't stop seeing a face...the handles are the eyes, the faucet the nose, and the amethyst is a big open mouth
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Find a guy that takes care of your hair 6 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
Well, that just makes my comment seem really bad lol
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Find a guy that takes care of your hair 6 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
Lucky me, my husband takes care of my hair every night ;)
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Winging it 12 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
My grandmother has those, they crack me up :)
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C o n s e n t 7 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
Lmao Oh god..."Kids in the village are wearing preventative dresses until the gay baboon has been taken care of"
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Winging it 12 comments
klymaxx · 11 weeks ago
I'm the top one the first time I make a recipe, and the bottom one the 3rd 4th 5th....time I make a recipe
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Y’all we been holding back on these can openers!!! 2 comments
klymaxx · 12 weeks ago
I saw the can opening video a while ago and thought No. Way. I went to try it and called my husband over to watch. I said "watch this magic, it's my newest lifehack" I tried it and it f*ing broke my can-opener lol My husband was like "no more lifehacks for you, ok?"
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Touch deeprived 12 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
That's the beauty of it, if you don't want to be touched just say so. I didn't want to cuddle my first time so I said I'm here to feel this out. Nobody touched me and everyone was cool witht that. I got comfortable with a certain group of people and now I love it. There's a girl in one of the groups that only goes to hold hands. I've seen a couple who only goes to cuddle eachother and visit with everyone else. I've heard of people who don't cuddle at all because of personal issues, they just like hanging out and seeing other people be close.
As for sketchy people, I've only heard of them, never actually experienced them. But people tend to watch out for eachother...if someone touches someone else inappropriately it tends to result in expulsion from the group(depending on the group which is why I say research before attending)
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Sad snake is sad 3 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
That's adorable ;) What kind of snake do you have?
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He meant like a piano 20 comments
klymaxx · 13 weeks ago
This is so weird I had to look it up. He did apologize lol
"...I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good."
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