Found among the dog accessories at Goodwill…

That's a really thick neck. A St. Bernard maybe?

Nooooooooo . . . .

My son once found a sex swing in the kids section at Goodwill. They actually had it set up lol I heard him yell "Mom, look at this funny swing!" I turned around and he was laying in it, pretending to be an airplane lol When we got to the register I had to discreetly tell the guy that it was not a swing for children

WHOSA GOOD BOIIIII!