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Someone take the wheel? 13 comments
inspectora · 2 days ago
Demon possesses MY body. "Grrk, ahhh! Why do your hands tingle all the time? What's with this shoulder? Ahhh! What was that, was that your knee? Why does everything hurt? Let me out!"
Absolute unit of vegetable you ever see 3 comments
inspectora · 5 days ago
Damn, now THAT is a comment.
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Anon shits himself 7 comments
inspectora · 5 days ago
Done, adopted two stray cats from neighborhood.
That's more grapes than I can eat in lifetime 14 comments
inspectora · 1 week ago
Wow, ... thats a bunch of grapes.
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She's a Doll 4 comments
inspectora · 1 week ago
Everyone enjoyed that. But man, think of all the lost shade her statue would create.
Abashed high-performance Buffalo 1 comments
inspectora · 1 week ago
It was, in this time, that being at work and doing nothing, saved the world.
True though. 11 comments
inspectora · 2 weeks ago
Change my vote: The Dating Game
True though. 11 comments
inspectora · 2 weeks ago
Change my vote: The Dating Game
Absolute unit of vegetable you ever see 3 comments
inspectora · 2 weeks ago
My Czar, we are out of cannonballs. "Call for babuska, tell her Mother Russia need her service again.
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Anon shits himself 7 comments
inspectora · 2 weeks ago
The "friends" I had in high-school were the reason I had my first 3 suicide attempts. Literally haven't seen but maybe 4 of them in almost 25 years. One is in 3rd divorce, 3 kids by 3 fathers; another is on 15 yr probation, stealing charity funds to support her diet drug addiction; third apparently had amateur porn career and "somehow" everyone in town found out. I'm 42 next month, $75k annual, over $300k savings, looking for new job near same town so can continue caring for elderly parents while residing in childhood house. ... and I'm a virgin. Laugh at me, makes everyone feel better and I've got tough skin.
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True though. 11 comments
inspectora · 2 weeks ago
May I suggest replacing miniature golf with strip miniature golf.
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The people are coming 2 comments
inspectora · 2 weeks ago
If people could cooperate in large groups there would be many problems in society. But as quote says: a person is smart, people are stupid, scarry and dangerous in large groups. "
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46 Year old Kate Beckinsale on James Corden 2 comments
inspectora · 2 weeks ago
That's umm.. uhhh. Hmmm. Hmm?what? No no I was um... looking at... what?
Rural is more fun, actually 8 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
No Netflix... 6.7 Mbps download, 0.73 Mbps upload... plumber, electrician, doctors office all 45 min away; all the old widows for 10 miles call your mom who volun-tells you to go fix their thing or take off work to drive them to doctors appointment and do grocery shopping every month. Closest date-able women are 2.5 hours drive. Skunks and shit-drivers burning down their tires doing donuts on highway making smell not to mention guys burning wire to recycle, the meth labs and worst of all... chicken houses.
Comments still not working 15 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
Work around is to open in new tab. Extra steps is a pain but gets results.
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Name this band, wrong answers only! 23 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
That is "Yo Momma's Rock Band".. but in Canada they are known as the "southern defense against country music"
How NOT to load an RPG 2 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
Karl, you had one job!
The ol' Switcheroo 3 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
Little does he know THIS is a huge tax write off.
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Throw a pokeball at it 2 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
South American butt skrawl.
We need this 1 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
YEEESSSSS! MY GOD YES! ... and his only way home is the nerdy kid he bullied in the 90s, when he gets back, goes back to bullying and nerdy kid commits suicide trapping bully in time loop paradox. MWHAHAHAHHA
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So where are we going 1st guys 8 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
Did they deliberately put Poland at the asshole?
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Common flawed cut Hummingbird 11 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
42 in March still without. Not wholly by choice, more by lack of options. Nerd doesn't stand much chance in footballers world unless rich, workaholic introvert doesn't socialize, cynical engineer too logical to belive on love (subscribes to Rick Sanchez definition).
Common flawed cut Hummingbird 11 comments
inspectora · 3 weeks ago
42 in March still without. Not wholly by choice, more by lack of options. Nerd doesn't stand much chance in footballers world unless rich, workaholic introvert doesn't socialize, cynical engineer too logical to belive on love (subscribes to Rick Sanchez definition).
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Subversive Librarian 6 comments
inspectora · 5 weeks ago
Fantasy land... I have no life