But...none of the rules of acquisition feature tentacles...
Rule 62: The riskier the road, the greater the profit

(Sigh) Austin school for the blind already won't take my calls anymore.

I, for one, fully support our new robot overlords. ..No.. seriously, do it. ('O.O) dooooooo ittttttttt!

Tasty, tasty murder.

Couldn't do it myself. Entry fee was too high. Would cost me..

HOA - fine... but you gotta put 4 minimum and all trees need to be cut down.

Put Gunter waving from the mountain.

Desperation to suspend reality and deep dive a world where you can dump your current diseased, broken meat bag for custom upgrade, genetically perfect Uber body, acquire native hottie wife, go war, big dick energy and kill the guys who threaten your happy ever after more than once because they too now get Uber bodies. Chaos ensue but dont mind b/c takes mind off the rattle coming from the a/c unit.

"Whip it out and get within reach again and we'll see... piss-boy!"

The harbingers od death accept your gesture in appreciation and shall guard your family from the evils which slain their brother.

Missouri Yippee!

Uh huh, see that.. OP hates black people.

Uh like.. 5D.. I'm high probability hyper-zygomatic chimera with significant evidence the other embryo was .. supposed to be.. my twin sister.

Creamation... eh, you do you. I'm gonna be "souped".

Terrible, neighbors' was banging all night. Wet slappy thwops on the walls.

Rock hard ass on that one. Abs of steel.

Meh, average.

When I was younger (don't remember actually BEING young) summer was when we'd scrape and paint the rent houses my parents owned, build fence, cut trees, mow 4x a week for the neighborhood people and mother kept the cash because she could invest it for her future. I was bullied several times a week in school from kindergarten to graduate HS... and STILL found it preferable to being at residence (what other people might call "home").

...ttteeecchhnically.. yes. Better to go elsewhere and stuff a wet rag in the hole.