I accidentally do this to myself all the time. I'll have my phone bluetoothed to my car, and the volume has to be turned way up. Then, when I get out I forget to turn the volume back down, so when I get back in and turn the car on the radio is blaring and it scares the crap out of me every time. It's been going for over a year...I don't know why I can't remember to turn the volume down lol

I will definitely be pranking my 11yo on his birthday with this

He definitely had regerts

The Animaniacs, Ed Edd n Eddy, Huey Dewey and Louie

The one on the left looks like she's about to turn into one of the demon women from Devils Advocate

My son's school for K-5 does O, S, N, U grading for math, social studies, science, and English. And P or NP for art and PE. It cracks me up, because of the ordering of the classes on his report card it always says POOPOO lol

But why is he barefoot? I guess he's just that cool of a guy...chillin' on top of a 829 meter building

That dog has a better social life than me

It's a mirror though...right? Or is that the joke?

I came home from book shopping one day, and my husband asked me what I got, and I told him "Some graphic novels." He said, "Oooo..." and came up behind me and wrapped his arms around me all flirty like. Then I told him, "Yeah, I got one for H, too." H being our then 8 year old son. He backed off and looked at me like I was crazy and said, "Wait...Like a Sex Ed book?." Then I got confused like, "Nnooo...a graphic novel. ??" And we just stared at eachother for a minute before he said, "I don't really think that's appropriate, and why wouldn't you discuss this with me first?" I could tell he was angry and pulled the book out of the bag. He looked relieved and explained that he thought I had bought a bunch of erotica, and we laughed for a minute, then I got offended that he actually thought that I would by erotica for a child and it led to a big stupid fight lol

That Gas in my ass

Ok, but what's going on with purple hair 2nd from the top 4th to the right? Just one shaved strip right down the middle of the head

Eat him sparingly

Some people will pay extra for those skid marks x_x

My 2yo telling me he's hungry

This would piss off my husband so much lol He's really weird about organizing the eggs in the fridge. They have to be organized as symmetrically as possible, but he always does it differently...I don't even know how to explain it. It's psychotic lol but also kinda cute

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought. But World War IV will be fought with a lot more than dimensional beings who have never verbally expressed interest in this matter

I work in a shipping store, and showed this to my boss. It is now hanging on the wall behind the register

Sparklefarts...Well, I've got a new nickname for someone in my household. Shall it be the husband or the eldest son

My ancestors need me to feel sexual and be able to take bookings for eating dinner at the same time