Omg mind blown

Wait a minute you telling me MY kid isn't a plant?!?! SAY WHAAAT! Crap here I been expecting her flowers to sprout and this WHOLE FUCKING TIME she wasn't even a plant? Blows my mind. Well this does explain why she refusses to sleep in a flower pot up to her neck in dirt. 9 years wasted. Dang.

Never in my life have I given bottled water to a plant. That stuff is expensive.

It has electrolytes! Did anybody see Idiocracy?

I'll have you know, I proudly feed my plant mountain dew. I mean, it did shrivel up and die in 2 days, and didn't grow doritos, but it was an interesting science experience