I'm the oldest of 5 and I'm getting to the point where they don't listen to me anymore. No longer the supreme being. No longer able to tell them to fetch me food from the fridge..
I'm still the tyran, still the tallest, and still the best.
My birthgiver's other spawns are insufficient and weird. They smell of feet and I often imply that I am the favorite spawn, so that I can watch their crying faces, think of all the times the older spawns did the same thing to me, and how family traditions are very satisfying.
My birthgiver's other spawns are insufficient and weird. They smell of feet and I often imply that I am the favorite spawn, so that I can watch their crying faces, think of all the times the older spawns did the same thing to me, and how family traditions are very satisfying.
Other things Idk
and on the dark side of the force
My Danni is toooooo adorable
Not a tiny bit :*
and that's enough
And I thought you disappeared again ;-;