Well, there goes my phd

Who?

You said my name

My name?

No my name

My name's not my name

Not your name my name

My name?

Yes my name

That's not my name

no, my name

Stop calling me my name

I'm not saying your name, I'm saying my name

I know you're not saying your name, you're saying my name

no, i'm trying to say my name, not your name.

SAY YOUR NAME

SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME

NO, YOU SAY YOUR NAME

DO YOU WISH TO KNOW MY NAME?

I'M NOT MY NAME

NO, MY NAME. AS IN THE NAME THAT IS MINE

YES PLEASE

*gets close to your ear*
*whispers* my name is jeff

...

2014 IS DEAD YOU SCOUNDREL

That's my name

....

Would you rather I take you back to 2016?

That was underwhelming...I expected something more....devilish and diabolical! I now crown you "Jefferson The Cruel"

NO, ANYTHING BUT 2016