How dare you hurt his feelings

Hey at least having cash guarantees that you won't have to do the walk of shame if you're ready to pay and your card gets declined

Robber: give me all of your cash
Me: I use bitcoin
Robber: bitfag kys

But I carry cash

My aunt carries a little cash in her wallet and stuffs most of it in her sock so if she's ever held up it looks like she doesn't have much money