Sneaking candy!

I was so notorious for sneaking snacks into the theater in my home town that they searched me the moment I walked through the doors. So I started taping candy to my legs and stomach because they only checked my pocket and purse lol

I once ate Taco Bell in the theatre and finished it off with a several airplane bottles of Captain Morgan's in a large Diet Coke. I don't advise this because Taco Bell has a very distinct smell, but the captain Morgan made Trasformers 3 watchable.

In my country you're allowed to take in snacks as long as they're not hot

F*ck her, F*ck outta here with those shitty ass puns

But then they get warm from body heat and the jacket... that's what a purse is for