He is risen. Slava Stalina

>just sitting around my lovely park
>hears something come out of my favorite fountain
>it looks like
>oh no
>oh god no
>it's stalin
>not again
>get on my knees
>I'll accept you master stalin
>pulls down pants
>he starts puking water in my hole
>best orgasm i've ever had

He was just stallin' his return.

How do you vomit violently?