My family is weird

I love these so much.
More!

Oh kermit, you weed crazed muppet you

For the first one most of our oxygen actually comes from tiny ocean plants that live on the surface called phytoplankton.

My dad taught me to drive in a cemetery. I also teach people in cemeteries.

Omg that left turn one. It doesn't sound probable that you can avoid a left turn

To the 'Mom Meow' one, my family definitely has a call that we use on the Mountain if we lose each other. And also, most spoons are too big for me.

I have one: My family planning is so bad, my parents and I have to go two weekends in a row to visit them, so in that time we will make 1.600 kilometers and spend around 20 hours in the car

A three-fer: similarly to the meowing one, there is a group of people (his ex-students and my sister, mainly) who will howl like a wolf to attract the attention of my father when looking for him, my parents used to race jet-sprint boats, and we have Christmas lunch with one side of the family in November so we can spend the real thing with people we like.