I see through your clever CHARTREUSE. You INK you can make more VIBRANT puns than me? I must AZURE you that my repertoire is much greater than anything you can MUSTARD.
How dare you PINK you can speak that way to me. Did you think your puns BLUE my mind? Get in LIME, buddy. AVACADOn't try to mess with me, my puns are more CORALtured than yours are, and I can't see WHITE you'd think they are. My puns are one in a VERMILLION, to TEAL you the truth.
Sorry. Hope I didn't MAROON you, there.
You think your drab puns can keep me at BEIGE? CHERRYsh what little LIME you have left, as your words are quite LILACking. Just as Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain, my SPECTRUM of words will leave you ASHen. No matter how you try to MAUVE me, I'll still be in the PINK. So you may as well INDIGO while you still can, before I bring on the CHAMPAGNE.
I thought I GOLD you that you you shouldn't bother busting your BRASS attempting to out-pun me. I'll turn you into CHARCOAL without a second TAUPE. Oh, DEER, you seem to have a DRAB liking to reuse colors that have already been PUCEd. LINEN a little closer, I know you're just LIVID, (And these puns will make you MADDER), but I'm giving you LIBERTY to LEAF. You have puns so CORNy, and RUSTy, and with such shear FOLLY, that it makes me want to FROSTBITE your head off. Your puns are a MOCCASIN, and completely unCULTURED, that my phone's SAFETY ORANGE to prevent innocents from SEAing them.
GREY-t, I guess I have to go MAUVE my pun trophy and AUBURN it.
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Sorry. Hope I didn't MAROON you, there.