Better yet, he's deactivated. Wonder what happened?

Tell it anyway. Don't let one person ruin that amazing joke

So a guy is gearing up for a date with a woman when his friend calls him. He says "I've got to tell you that that girl you're going on a date with, she has a dick." Well the guy is like "Shit, does this make me gay or what?" After a couple minutes of thinking it over he decides to go on the date, which is a camping trip. In the middle of the night, the girl goes out into the woods to go to the bathroom. The guy, seeing this as his chance to see whether the girl has a dick or not, stealthily follows her. He sees her pull down her pants and sees it dangling there. "Fuck" He mutters to himself before he springs from the bushes and grabs it. The girl says "I didn't know you were watching me." The man says "I didn't know you had to take a shit."

a Jewish man, a Buddhist, and a Christian walk into a bar
and then they go to the hospital because all of them have serious trauma
then they all become good friends after this surprise meeting
the end