thumbs up if you want the patriarch of my house to kick me out this holiday season

because I'm a disgrace not only to my ancestors, but also the entire human race

"Weak"
What a beautiful comment

"Would you like to order sir?"
"Nothing yet, still looking..but you can bring out another tray of those biscuits."

413?

The record has been set.. challenge accepted, if I fall into a coma please disperse my memes amongst yourselves

You gotta pump those numbers up.
Those are rookie numbers.

What's the title taking about @thekillerking?