What a change

I had neither.
And black Friday was like a month ago son.

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I had them both IN me at one point

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Black Friday I had one of these in my hands. http://www.cabelas.com/product/Remington-Bolt-Action-Rifle-and-Scope-Combos/706365.uts Thanksgiving week happens to correspond with deer hunting season.

"We all"? Seriously, you have to consider these things in a greater context. I never had the turkey leg, I can't stand turkey. As for the knife, well, I use it for hunting in the woods and camping, not slaughtering morons in the damn department stores. It's ridiculous, even as an American, when I see that kind of crap on Black Friday. People fighting other people for "bargains." Utterly ridiculous.
And my sword, well, is for Odin to command.
Hail Odin.