What could go wrong?

Mr. Mosby

This movie is great. Wish I had dad like this boy. I cried.

Guys with perfect posture. Mmmmmmyes

No why would I be afraid?

I find male ballet dancers and ice skaters attractive as hell

Ballet dancers are hella strong in the legs and really agile. Like a slightly tankier gymnast, with more points in strength rather than dexterity.

I wish I danced ballet instead of playing football. I got into ballet in college and I can't get over how great it is. I wish I could dance like them.

Women who do ballet are the bravest people alive. Do you know what kind of nerve it takes for a woman to keep through the air into the arms of a homosexual and expect him to catch her?