Fountain of youth

True, but eventually you could go so far back that you literally don't have the muscular development to swim.
You could understand how to, but the body wouldn't be able to do it.

Or 35, which is a lot better. As a man, you can potentially date almost any woman between barely legal and cougar and you're way less controlled by your own or their naughty bits. You don't worry too much about the future because the major tracks have been laid, you're not too young or too old to be seen as serious, its pretty much uphill until that age and pretty much downhill after. But this surely looks different from a minors point of view.

I am a minor, and my views are different.
I guess you have a point