How things usually work at my house

Dad, where's......
Oh wait, he's not around

Funnily enough, this was posted on funsubstance fours years ago.

Exact opposite of me, my dad does the house chores and my mom works.

My house was literally "ask your dad" and "ask your mom" half the time. They don't really like making decisions without the others say in it.

My dad gets jealous af cause thats pretty much all I ask him