I once climbed the walls of blackreach to kill some spiders... then found the way back down. Turns out I had planned to take the path up not knowing it was the path up, but then decided to kill the spiders first.
You climb the mountain,to fight a dragon,which turns out to just be on the other side of the mountain,and its too steep on the side the dragon is on so you gotta climb back down and find another way to the dragon.
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· 7 years ago
>be me
>dark elf
>get harassed but I fucking saved people's ass so many times Lydia couldn't carry that shit
>get a map marker for some crypt I need to clean out
>I'ma clean this faster than an Argonian Maid cleans a spear
>look at map
>it's on a fucking mountain
>fuckmewithadragonscalecondom.jpeg
>find mountain
>try going up it
>end up going sideways
>two skyrim days later
>trying to find path
>ended up killing a sabre cat orgy, fifteen vampires, and an old orc who was more suicidal than a triggered SJW
>finally finds easier part of mountain to climb
>get to crypt
>realize path was right next to me the entire fucking time
Kind of off topic but i found that orc outside of riften in the woods once. I thought it was so weird and I told my brother about it. He didn't believe me. A year later he tells me he found a suicidal orc and didn't believe me when I told him I already told him about it.
But also, that was amazing commentary I would love to read green text stories by you
>dark elf
>get harassed but I fucking saved people's ass so many times Lydia couldn't carry that shit
>get a map marker for some crypt I need to clean out
>I'ma clean this faster than an Argonian Maid cleans a spear
>look at map
>it's on a fucking mountain
>fuckmewithadragonscalecondom.jpeg
>find mountain
>try going up it
>end up going sideways
>two skyrim days later
>trying to find path
>ended up killing a sabre cat orgy, fifteen vampires, and an old orc who was more suicidal than a triggered SJW
>finally finds easier part of mountain to climb
>get to crypt
>realize path was right next to me the entire fucking time
But also, that was amazing commentary I would love to read green text stories by you
I try.