Common misconception

"There's no need to be an asshole Jim I just wanna know what your job is"
"My job is happiness, discovery, explora-"
"I knew I shouldn't've tried Tinder again. Bye Jim."

How to be happy in this world
1. Know what makes you happy
2. Be really good at it
3. Figure it out how to make people pay you to do those stuffs

Yeah, but they asked what they do for a living, not what they do to live.

"oh, my parents worked hard their entire lives and i am reaping the benefits" fixed that for you.

Why is facebook on my funsubstance feed

Hashtag Derp.