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hood
· 7 years ago
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Oh let's play the useless super power game! (Like the post suggested you can fly but only when you hold your breath) I'll start with this one: you can run at super speeds, but only while running backwards
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deleted
· 7 years ago
You can be invisible but only when people look away
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hood
· 7 years ago
You can teleport but only when you blink and to a random location.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
Read minds, but in Braille.
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deleted
· 7 years ago
You can hover 10cm off the ground
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
When you say what if.... it happens like what if I lose this power
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hood
· 7 years ago
That could be useful and abused though. Here's one: you hear every language in your native or spoken language (you can understand any language in the world) but you can never learn to speak or write any other language and you have no idea that your brain is translating so you think everyone you meet just knows your language.
deleted
· 7 years ago
imagine talking to foreigners and then being really confused when they don't understand you
hood
· 7 years ago
Exactly also you won't be able to read anything they write
timebender25
· 7 years ago
Your lifespan is twice as long, but only if you don't say "the".
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hood
· 7 years ago
Fml that's evil
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timebender25
· 7 years ago
I try.
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hood
· 7 years ago
Got any more? Oh how about you get visions of the future 5 seconds before it happens
timebender25
· 7 years ago
You can go backwards in time, but not forwards. One you go back, you can never return to your original time.
hood
· 7 years ago
That's actually pretty cool but also fixes a lot of problems with time travel
badasslatina
· 7 years ago
You can shapeshift into other people but only as long as they are in the same room as you are (if they or you leave the room, you change back to you)
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dr_richard_ew
· 7 years ago
I can time travel by one second
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geluregis
· 7 years ago
You can time travel, but you keep your exact position in space, so you're really likely to end up off or inside of Earth.
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tonkalegacy
· 7 years ago
you can insta-heal anyone's wounds, but they loose the ability to use the limb the wound was on.
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geluregis
· 7 years ago
Immortality, but you still age and feel 10x the pain you would from any injury you get.
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guest
· 7 years ago
You don't age in coffins
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hood
· 7 years ago
You can fly but only north
spacewolf700
· 7 years ago
So space basically
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
Well no because you can't be in space in just shorts or regular clothes
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guest
· 7 years ago
I mean, you *can*...
dragonslayer2610
· 7 years ago
So space
dragonslayer2610
· 7 years ago
Exept with crushing preassure if you go down far enough
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
Hey congratulations on saying the same thing as someone else...
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dragonslayer2610
· 7 years ago
I actually didnt even realize and im not gonna argue because too many people need to realize that small things like this dont need to make you mad
aeacus
· 7 years ago
Fair enough. Also space alone creates too much pressure than say a swimming pool. And the radiation would kill you too seeing as how you can go in the water and hold your breath with just a swimsuit on and survive you couldn't do the same is space
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dragonslayer2610
· 7 years ago
Because space is cold and you will die in space of severe hypothermia also you couldnt just survive just by holding your breath in a swimming pool, you would need to go back up to get more oxygen and if you tried to enter the earths atmosphere to get oxygen you would end up falling hundreds of miles/ kilometers and dying probobly out of shock before you even hit the ground
aeacus
· 7 years ago
Too literal all I'm saying is you can get in a pool with swim tru KS hold your breath for a little and be fine. Do that in space you die
dragonslayer2610
· 7 years ago
If you cant swim you are just as equally screwed
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
Touché