Kids these days and their weird, made-up genders

He was dead serious, I'm pretty sure he's just Pansexual though, not non-binary or a tablecloth

I'm kind of partial to those red and white checked tablecloths in good Italian joints. When I make it into buffalo this place has great eats and beautiful tablecloths. https://www.ilovechefs.com

So photogenic. You can always tell if it's a good mom and pop restaurant if they've got those tablecloths on their tables