And dogs spend all their lives being nice, amazing and loyal companions so that they can make up for what happened with God.
They are trying to make up for their mistakes so they can eat chocolate again. :0
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· 7 years ago
And they supposedly don't go to heaven so they're trying to make up for their mistakes and get into heaven. Or maybe it was all a test. God said no heaven and sent them as our best friends but they fell in love with us so God let's them join their owners in heaven
Thank God for that. They deserve Heaven more than us.
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· 7 years ago
>be me
>be 9
>two days after birthday
>ready to eat delicious cookie cake
>only ate one slice
>it was the size of a cookies sheet and thick as the average meatloaf
>comes home
>dog has eaten ALL OF IT
>no, like he has cut his tongue and paw a little licking up all of the brownie
>me and twin sister wondering how we're gonna have to bury him
>tell mom he ate it all
>we all started crying
>he didn't die
>he fucking shat us out of house and home
>literally was shitting liquid shit three times a day
>holy fucking shit it was everywhere
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· 7 years ago
Really cool story to type in this comment section -_-. Mind stopping your 4chan shit sero?
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· 7 years ago
>on fs, reading notifications
>plebian asks me to stop
>thisbitch.jpeg
>mfw I have to care or else they get 'annoyed'
They are trying to make up for their mistakes so they can eat chocolate again. :0
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/12/12/pope-francis-dogs-can-go-to-heaven/20296955/
>be 9
>two days after birthday
>ready to eat delicious cookie cake
>only ate one slice
>it was the size of a cookies sheet and thick as the average meatloaf
>comes home
>dog has eaten ALL OF IT
>no, like he has cut his tongue and paw a little licking up all of the brownie
>me and twin sister wondering how we're gonna have to bury him
>tell mom he ate it all
>we all started crying
>he didn't die
>he fucking shat us out of house and home
>literally was shitting liquid shit three times a day
>holy fucking shit it was everywhere
>plebian asks me to stop
>thisbitch.jpeg
>mfw I have to care or else they get 'annoyed'
don't know why you asked