Only in America

My friend has had her number plate stolen twice. :0 But I'm not in America.

The week before Christmas our car was broken into and not only did they get all my daughter's Christmas presents, but they stole her friggin car seat and my mother's glasses.

My friend is a gas pump attendant and they have a closet devoted to replacement squeegees because people steal them all the time.

People who want to do drunken sword fights

I once got a flat tire and had to leave my car jacked up while I got the tire fixed. I came back to find my car sitting on the ground and my flipping jack stolen!

People just stole plastic dog houses made for stray dogs so they don't freeze, in Serbia. They're worth 1$. One dollar.

A guy I used to know would get drunk and randomly break people's mirrors off their cars. He was later arrested for stealing his own mailbox while drunk. Yeah. Freaking idiot.