Strict dad

I would've done the same.

I'd have locked it too. Like you not gonna take just one piece of it but you gonna eat over half of MY cake ?

Put the fork down dumbass

I would have done the same thing.

That's not just cake, that's tiramisu. He's lucky he wasn't locked out of the house

It's one thing to eat my cake, but to have the nerve, the unmitigated gall to send me pictures of my ever decreasing cake is another. Hell yeah I'm locking the fridge and someone is buying me a new cake

Fukin get better self control or buy yourself a cake dumbass bitch

Haha I love the fact that the dudes like "What, my dads crazy strict god!" yet we're all like .Yeah. I'd do the same.