And now you know something new

Holy crap the oxfords thing is real! http://www.oxfordtimes.co.uk/lifestyle/history/9200746.Rioting_over_wine_led_to_90_deaths/

Time to move to Finland. They also have minimal exams.
https://www.expedia.com/Cheap-Flights-To-Helsinki.d178261.Travel-Guide-Flights