A hole in a wall

I never thought this conversation would need to take place
I was clearly wrong

If they're selling it back to you, I'd assume it would be at a high price. Who carries tons of money on them?

How many hookers do you pay with a credit card?

How many hookers will cut off your penis and demand a ridiculous amount of money for you to get it back?

Half

how will you get it back with your tiny tiny hands

My powerful thighs?

You don't seem to know men. They'd trade lung and a half for penis.

No I was just trying to brag on my enormous penis @sincere_milkshake

I bet you have a massive car too.. Just to compensate

Yaaaasssss. I'm loving the sass

I don't even own a bicycle. I go on foot everywhere. I tried waiting for the bus once and I realized I will get there faster on my own (money was deducted from our salary (which we didn't get in the end anyway) if we're late). And I also never ran in my life. Never ever. I wouldn't know how to drive a car if you threatened me with a gun.

No one asked for all this information

I did.