my favorite is son of a biscuit eater

I'll stick to the tried and true ones.

I've actually used the son of a biscuit eater

What's everyone's favorite tv swear-edit in history? My favorite is replacing "You racist motherfucker" with "You racist melon farmer".

Shut the front door

Mother-trucker

SON OF A BAPTIST PREACHER

I say "jinkies"

My favorite is "son of a motherless goat" and "shut your pie hole" >.<